fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly)

corpsepaintprincess:

Be as gay as possible and steal anything and everything your little gay hands can carry

ethiopienne:

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ethiopienne:

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(Source: 26px)

psyducked:

bring the kibbles

psyducked:

bring the kibbles

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

polyverse:

My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.

Damn right

Get off my land you little shits.

poochcrew:

Maverick missing his mommy : )

poochcrew:

Maverick missing his mommy : )

ruinedchildhood:

literally me

cumsock:

happy holidays

a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)